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Posted by Peakyseer - May 31st, 2024
Bro this what the ai came up with 😂💀
I tried so hard to keep my laughter in
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Title: The King's Last Charge
INT. MICHAEL JACKSON'S LUXURIOUS LIVING ROOM - DAY
Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, sits on his lavish couch, engrossed in his phone games. His phone battery icon blinks red, signaling low battery. He sighs and reaches for the charger, but stops short.
MICHAEL JACKSON: (Nonchalantly) Hey, Dad, can you pass me the charger?
A holographic figure materializes beside him — it's his AI dad, with a stern expression.
AI DAD: Michael, you know I don't have a physical form. I can't pass you anything.
Michael shrugs and continues playing, ignoring the warning signs.
Suddenly, Hello Kitty, decked out in neo-Nazi gear from World War III, bursts through the wall, followed by Goku, engaged in a fierce battle. Michael barely flinches, too absorbed in his game.
MICHAEL JACKSON: (Halfheartedly) Cool. Nice seeing you, Kitty.
Just then, CGI Iron Man stumbles in, looking weak and pale.
CGI IRON MAN: (Weakly) Mr. Beast... he... he's been starving me... for a challenge...
Michael nods absentmindedly, still focused on his phone. The AI Dad, feeling neglected, starts doing Fortnite dance moves while reciting the USSR anthem.
AI DAD: (Singing) Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh...
In the chaos, everyone fails to notice the AI Dad's distress signals as his energy depletes.
MICHAEL JACKSON: (Finally noticing) Hey, Dad, you okay?
But before he can react, the AI Dad collapses, his holographic form flickering.
MICHAEL JACKSON: (Shrugging) Eh, must be a glitch.
He returns to his game, as if nothing happened.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. MICHAEL JACKSON'S LIVING ROOM - LATER
Michael and the others sit in front of the camera, holding their phones.
MICHAEL JACKSON: So, overall, the gameplay was pretty solid, but the battery life could use some improvement.
HELLO KITTY: (Enthusiastically) I give it two paws up!
GOKU: (Grinning) It was a worthy opponent!
CGI IRON MAN: (Weakly) I need... food...
MICHAEL JACKSON: (Laughs) Classic Iron Man. And remember, folks, this video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends!
POST-CREDITS SCENE:
Raid Shadow Legends ad plays as the screen fades to black.
Sure! Here's the continuation of the Raid Shadow Legends ad:
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**INT. MICHAEL JACKSON'S LIVING ROOM - DAY**
The screen lights up with vibrant animations from Raid Shadow Legends.
**VOICEOVER:**
"Introducing Raid Shadow Legends, the epic fantasy RPG where the stakes are high and the action is intense!"
**CUT TO: GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE**
Heroes from Raid Shadow Legends unleash powerful attacks against monstrous foes.
**VOICEOVER:**
"With over 500 champions to collect, each with their own unique abilities and backstories, there's always a new strategy to master."
**INT. MICHAEL JACKSON'S LIVING ROOM**
Michael Jackson, Hello Kitty, Goku, and CGI Iron Man lean in closer, captivated by the game footage playing on a holographic screen.
**MICHAEL JACKSON:**
"This game is totally addictive. I can't put it down!"
**HELLO KITTY:**
"I love customizing my team and exploring the vast world of Teleria!"
**GOKU:**
"And the battles? They remind me of my toughest fights!"
**CGI IRON MAN:**
"I've never seen graphics this detailed on a mobile game. It's like you're really there!"
**VOICEOVER:**
"Download Raid Shadow Legends now and receive a special starter pack worth $30, including a free champion, XP boosts, and more!"
**CUT TO: GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE**
Epic battles and stunning graphics continue to showcase the game's features.
**VOICEOVER:**
"Join millions of players worldwide and experience the thrill of Raid Shadow Legends. Available on iOS, Android, and PC."
**INT. MICHAEL JACKSON'S LIVING ROOM**
Michael Jackson and the others hold up their phones, showing the Raid Shadow Legends app.
**MICHAEL JACKSON:**
"Don't miss out. Click the link in the description to get started today!"
**HELLO KITTY:**
"And join our guild for exclusive in-game rewards!"
**GOKU:**
"Let's see if you can match our power!"
**CGI IRON MAN:**
"See you on the battlefield!"
**VOICEOVER:**
"Raid Shadow Legends: Assemble your team, conquer your foes, and become a legend."
The Raid Shadow Legends logo appears on the screen as the ad concludes.
**FADE OUT:**
**TEXT ON SCREEN:**
"Download now! Available on the App Store and Google Play."
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**POST-CREDITS SCENE:**
INT. MICHAEL JACKSON'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Michael Jackson and the gang, now lounging comfortably, exchange playful banter.
**MICHAEL JACKSON:**
"So, who's up for a raid tonight?"
**HELLO KITTY:**
"Count me in!"
**GOKU:**
"Let's do this!"
**CGI IRON MAN:**
"I could use the exercise."
They all laugh and get ready to dive back into the game as the screen fades to black.
Posted by Peakyseer - January 26th, 2024
Day #2 (real life) of my Minecraft world. I keep quitting them after a few days or weeks. So I'm documenting my progress to prevent me from quitting.
I'm thinking of setting up a whole town in the middle of the 2 mountains. And builds around the range as well. But I think it's too early to decide what to build. Maybe after I kill the ender dragon.
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